Tuesday, July 25, 2006

All work and no play..

a meme stolent from Cal Tech Girl. Oh, and the Bar Exam? I decided to the entire thing in the style of Mark Twain. So far so good. I hope those foks enjoy stylization and folksy wisdom.

What curse word do you use the most?

Fuck, Fucker

Do you own an iPod?

30 video, ask me how you can get one free of the internet too (step one, steal a wallet)

Who on your MySpace "Top 8" do you talk to the most?

Not talking to them. Tom can kiss my bloody boot.

What time is your alarm clock set for?

Oh fuck you.

What color is your room?

A shade of white I call crackertastic.

Flip flops or sneakers?

Boots.

Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?

Scrimshaw.

What was the last movie you watched?

Clerks II

Do any of your friends have children?

Yes

Has anyone ever called you lazy?

That's a stupid question. I am lazy.

Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster?

Whiskey counts as a medication right

What CD is currently in your CD player?

Franz Ferdinand. You could have been so much better.

Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?

Find me the right chocolate chick and we can talk.

Has anyone told you a secret this week?

Yes.

Have you ever given someone a hickey?

Yes.

Do you think people talk about you behind your back?

Constantly

Did you watch cartoons as a child?

what kind of stupid fucking question is that? Yes.

How many siblings do you have?

1

Are you shy around the opposite sex?

Like, do I whip out my junk in front of strange women? Nope.

What movie do you know every line to?

Deep throat, not counting the soundtrack.

Bubbles!
Otherwise, I can make a fair run at The Princess Bride and Grosse Pointe Blank

Do you own any band t-shirts?

More than I should.

What is your favorite salad dressing?

none

Do you read for fun?

Yup

Do you cry a lot?

Only during sex

Who was the last person to text message you?

It would be hard to be anon if I tell you that type of stuff, now wouldn't it?

Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop?

2 and 1

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?

Maybe another piercing, I miss the old ones.

Definitely two more tatoos. back, legs. Nothing that will showup on security cameras.

What is the weather like?

In Ontario? Too damn hot for a place this ugly.

Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?

Not anymore.

Is sex before marriage wrong?

No. Unless you are talking about the day of the wedding. That's bad juju.

When was the last time you slept on the floor?

Two weeks ago.

How many hours of sleep do you need to function?

I'm most functional after 6. Prefer 8. Usually I hit 9

Are you in love or lust?

Both. Every damn day.

Are your days full and fast-paced?

Most.

Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages?

They won't put the important details on beer, or whiskey.

How old will you be turning on your next birthday?

Loose lips sink ships.

Are you picky about spelling and grammar?

No. People need to relax about that.

Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Yes.

Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex?

Same.

Do you like cottage cheese?

Sure

Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back?

My stomache (not tummy, Tummy is a fucking Gummy Bear, not a body part). Ever since I was thirteen. Now, not so much for the same reason.

Have you ever bid for something on eBay?

Sure.

Do you enjoy giving hugs?

Oh yeah.

What song did you last sing out loud?

Heathen and Evil. Franz Ferdinand.

What is your favorite TV show?

Tough call. 24

Which celebrity, dead or alive, would you want to have lunch with?

I would love to have lunch with the either corpse of Jimmy Carter or Castro. I'm not a picky man.

Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?

8:00 bar exam begins

What one thing do you wish you had?

The true name of Brad Pitt, so I can steal his power.

Favorite lyrics?

A thousand lips

A thousand toungues

A thousand throats

A thousand lungs

A million ways to make it true

I want to do terrible things to you.

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